norwegi-licious:

"Could you describe your religion for me please?"

"Oh well we strongly believe in-"

"No I mean numerically, select your religion within the numbers 0-99 please"

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icantfindtheurliwant:

When you have to copy the honor agreement in Japanese calligraphy thought by young sensei.

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"If you have to leave during the test then I MUST DESTROY YOUR TEST"
—Every teacher that gave a PSAT test (via keys2infinity)
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skyysofgrey:

If I figure out how my basic, school issued, 4 function calculator will benefit me during the English section of the PSAT I’m going to use it no matter what your rule book says. You can’t leash a dolphin.

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itsmyblogbiatch:

PSAT: please flip over to find the code for your gender, ethnicity, religion, major, future partner, names of your children, the coordinates of the lost city of Atlantis, and the barcode of a Walgreens gift card that you can win by writing his sentence in cursive.

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talking to bae

Me: bae
Bae: ya
Me: you're prettier than the crimson leaves, falling
Bae:
Me: i feel like i'm experiencing the full value of P when i look at you
Bae: .....
Me: you're so perfect that you don't need to improve the thing
Bae:
Me: now that i have you i'm luckier than jasmine
Bae:
Me: i have to go to my piano recital now which is simultaneously scheduled at the same time as my club meeting. see you later.
Bae:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: woof.
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Me: *visits the grand canyon*
Me: *hold postcard up*
Me: wow
Me: I-I feel so offended
Me: I came at the wrong time of the day
Me: *looks at the colors of the Grand Canyon compared to the ones on the postcard*
Me: I've never felt so cheated
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little-miss-china:

Bae: Come over.

Me: No

Bae: Why?

Me: Because you don’t look at me the way Garcia Lopez de Cardenas looked at the Grand Canyon.

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PSATS

PSATS: lol write in cursive
PSATS: the lenses were like soup bowls
PSATS: shut up harry potter fandom gdi
PSATS: the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
PSATS: The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
PSATS: positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
PSATS: we must train our children like dolphins
PSATS: improve the thing
PSATS: criMSON LEAVES FALLING
PSATS: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
PSATS: interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
PSATS: have you seen the grand canyon
PSATS: have you really seen it
PSATS: you haven't really seen it
PSATS: you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
PSATS: FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
PSATS: MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS
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